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| A Very Different Kind of Porn |
| 05.08.08 (9:31 pm) [edit] |
Isabella Rossellini brings you porn like you’ve never seen before. Or perhaps, you never really want to see on TV, films or even postcard mailing. Oh well, her next project is exciting. But it really depends on who is going to view it.
The star of films like Blue Velvet and Death Becomes Her is now trying her hand on insect porn. Yes, ladies and gentleman, thanks to Isabella, now we’ll know how these small creatures propagate. She will play the lead role for each clip herself. She is gonna be the insect. And she is going to mate on national TV.
This is all part of the “Green Porno.” The project is made up of a series of two-minute short films to be shown at the Sundance Channel. These flicks are also made to fit cell phone viewing.
This special includes the praying mantis. I can only imagine how Ms. Rossellini will be able to imitate how such insects do their struts. As most of us know, when mating, the female praying mantis eats up her partner. The male insect continues the act until it can no longer afford to because he’s all chewed up.
Aside from the praying mantis, Isabella gives a hint that we should also be looking forward to how the mollusks do their foreplay. She said that it’s kind of rough. I wonder what she means.
So how is she going to pull it off? The famed star is going to be dressed as the insect she is portraying on the eight-part series. She’s going to demonstrate how it’s being done. Because most insects are hermaphrodites, Isabella gets to be the female one on some of it and male on the other flicks.
Don’t be too rowdy with your imagination though. She gets to do the act fully clothed in costumes. And her partners will only be cardboards. I can only speculate how she’s gonna eat that when she plays the praying mantis part.
This will be good to watch. The actress said that her son and his friends even helped her do the bees part. It just goes to show that her family is supportive with her porn project.
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